1. Tell us about your show in no more than 30 words.
A couple meet, via the personal ads, in the park. We follow them though this tentative date, with much more detail, exposed secrets and insight than they afford one another...

2. What's your role in it?
I'm the writer, and this is my debut play. I won't be able to sit back and enjoy it though, as fringe-scale also puts me in a daredevil position as techie, promoter, tour manager, pillow and stuntman.

3. Why are you bringing the show to the Brighton Fringe this year?
We wanted to try a big festival, but we're too scared to go to That One Over The Border in August at the moment, so we are wetting the theatrical baby's head in Brighton. I did originally want to go to the pier funfair too, though I actually went a few weeks ago as it happens. I think Palace Of Fun was a slight exagerration, sadly.

4. What are you most looking forward to about the Fringe?
We're open minded. So far we're really impressed by the whole attitude given out by the Fringers, we can't wait to roll into town and join the festivities! Meeting the people who make it all happen, putting names to faces. That's what I'm looking forward to.

5. What are you least looking forward to?
Trying in vain to park an enormous transit van/tourbus somewhere within walking distance. Is there one parking space per every eight drivers in Brighton...?

WLTM = (Bait&Switch), Upstairs at Three and Ten, 16, 17, 18 May, 5:30pm (6:10pm), £7.00 (£5.00), Fringe pp47.